A cock is twice as big

Mar 13, 2013 by

A guy asks a friend, “How can I tell if my girl is a virgin?”

Friend says, “You wait till Ur wedding night. Show it to her & ask what it is. If she calls it a p..nis, she’s a virgin. If she says it’s a c..ck, she’s been around.”

D guy gets married. Dat night, he flips it out to her & asks “Wat is this?”
“That’s a p..nis. ” she replies.

“Great ” he sighs, ” I thought U were going to call it a c..ck.”

“Of course not! A c..ck is twice as big!”

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