I’m warning you

Oct 23, 2011 by

Girl : I’m warning you My Mummy is coming back in half an hour.. Boy : But I’m not doing anything.. Girl : That’s...

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New Ear

Sep 25, 2011 by

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It does,Now I hear...

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a Female: I saw a female mosqu...

Aug 25, 2011 by

a Female: I saw a female mosquito in female dorms which is a Dengue carrier, LUMS admin do something. its their breeding season. Well...

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Heart Surgery

Aug 19, 2011 by

Girl: I m having heart surgery today Boy: I know Girl: I Love you Boy: I love you more, much more. After surgery when the girl woke...

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Shadi k lye Wazeefa

Aug 19, 2011 by

Shadi k lye Wazeefa Rozana Fajar ki namaz k bad Ahista awaz me 100 dfa bolain “AWAZ DAY KAHAN HAI, DULHAN TERI YAHN HAI..”...

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Height of Stupidity ”&#...

Jul 17, 2011 by

Height of Stupidity One day I was walking down the beach with some friends .. I shouted, ” Look at that dead bird !! ” All...

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Two Frogs Sitting Together ...

Jul 17, 2011 by

Two Frogs Sitting Together 1St Frog: Trrrrr 2nd Frog: Trrrr 1st Frog: Trrrr 2nd Frog: Trrrr 1st Frog: Taratrrr 2nd Frog: Yaar Topic...

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A wife asked her husband to de...

Jul 17, 2011 by

A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K’. She said, ‘What...

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Biology Teacher ”’

Jul 17, 2011 by

Biology Teacher: Agar Larki Ko Asthma Attack Ho To. Usko Dair Tak Honto se Saans Do. Wo Thek Ho Jayegi Studnt: Wo To Theek Hai, Lekin...

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Larka (Burqay wali ko cherty h...

May 23, 2011 by

Larka (Burqay wali ko cherty huy) Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda kesi ho meri Khalda Burqay wali: Ghor sy dekh manhoos na dalda na khalda...

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A girl sitting in examination ...

May 20, 2011 by

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay...

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A love Story ”’

May 12, 2011 by

A love Story “Hina”B.A ki stdent thi wo apny frnd”Ali”se roz bat krti thi ali U.S.A.chla gya Pechy Hina mr...

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khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga...

May 12, 2011 by

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture...

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KABHE TO NAZAR MILAO ”&#...

May 12, 2011 by

kabhi tu nazzar millao”” kabhi tu kareeb aao”” kabhi tu nazzar millao”” kabhi tu kareeb...

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InShaLLaH

May 11, 2011 by

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon. Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee. Jis Orat ko...

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