Judy got married and had 13 ch...

Mar 16, 2013 by

Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, passed away She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob...

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I want her back

Mar 16, 2013 by

A Very Emotional Lines- ” I want her back…….. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ….And her front...

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GIRLS STUPIDITY:-

Mar 16, 2013 by

They wont give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON. . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR..

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Sep 18, 2011 by

Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no...

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GIRLS,GIRLS ”’

Sep 18, 2011 by

GIRLS,GIRLS, V R PEARLS, boys think that girls R lazy, but actually they R the one, who R LAZY & CRAZY! they think they R the...

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“Mat pocho us k piyar...

Aug 23, 2011 by

” Mat pocho us k Piyar krne ka Andaaz kaisa tha “ … “Us ne is Shiddat se Seene se lagaya k mera Padd Nikal...

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Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein tha...

Jul 29, 2011 by

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi...

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propose karne ka ek damjakkas ...

Jul 29, 2011 by

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style.. “kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??dil daina haiti dai de..rakh ke achaar...

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What did the hurricane ;”...

Jul 29, 2011 by

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

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Do U know the fullform of COLL...

Jul 29, 2011 by

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love,...

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aaj pink panther ”’...

Jul 29, 2011 by

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay...

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I want to touch ur lips ”...

Jul 29, 2011 by

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen i am ur colegate

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Yar sadi jan ho….

Jul 29, 2011 by

Yar sadi jan ho…. Punjabi ho ya pathan ho.. Coke ho ya shezan ho.. Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho

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Height of bravery!

Jul 29, 2011 by

Height of bravery! Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM: “Hey...

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AM I CUTE? TEST ”’

Jul 29, 2011 by

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r...

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CONGRATS.Your phone has been i...

Jul 29, 2011 by

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces…

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Always start your day ”&...

Jul 29, 2011 by

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and...

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Come here,

Jul 29, 2011 by

Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs…..toilet!

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without ...

Jul 29, 2011 by

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my...

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