But stupid Jill forgot the pil...

Apr 12, 2013 by

Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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4 road signs which stands in f...

Apr 12, 2013 by

4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina…. 1.Caution-dark tunnel 2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3.Go...

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A Guy picks up a girl…

Apr 12, 2013 by

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee..? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you...

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permission to get into a girls...

Apr 12, 2013 by

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere she likes? A: Lifebuoy.

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A cute Nurse came…

Apr 12, 2013 by

A cute Nurse came for the interview.. Dr: What salary YOU expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse:...

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In order to get 100/100 in lif...

Apr 12, 2013 by

In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only...

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Food for thought

Apr 12, 2013 by

Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life we do naked.

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It’s too tight…

Apr 12, 2013 by

Girl:It’s too tight Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly, Gal: Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal: It’s painful, Boy:Forget...

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God bless your naughty mind

Apr 12, 2013 by

It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God...

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Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA

Apr 12, 2013 by

Q:  Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A:VAGINA b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

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How-come ur penis so big..

Apr 12, 2013 by

Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied: “B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to...

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Come here, take off urs pants…...

Apr 12, 2013 by

Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied. loving urs…..toilet!

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Start your day with a lot of S...

Apr 12, 2013 by

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always...

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A good friend is like a good b...

Apr 12, 2013 by

A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always...

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He has two…

Apr 11, 2013 by

Always remember: When SHE cancels a date, it is because.. “SHE HAS TO” But When HE cancels a date, it is because.. “HE HAS...

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There are for ways to enjoy lo...

Apr 11, 2013 by

There are 4 ways to enjoy love, 1. Hand in Hand. 2. That in hand. 3. Hand in that. 4. That in that. Now dont ask me what is that.....

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12 years old girl

Apr 11, 2013 by

Very Daring lines written on the T-Shirt of a 12 years old girl. . . . . . . . . . “BOOBS” Coming soon ! :-

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4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL

Apr 11, 2013 by

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL, A RAPIST A MURDERER A PSYCO &GAY. RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE” THE...

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Girls are crazy about 4 things...

Apr 11, 2013 by

Girls r crazy about 4 things.. 1) shopping . . . 2) cell phone . . . 3) chocolates . . . . . 4)_____ (look...

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