A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Pl...

Apr 8, 2013 by

A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue So Open your mouth, Close your eyes And Give your tongue...

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What’s the closest thing to a ...

Apr 8, 2013 by

What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t...

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Judy got married and had 13 ch...

Mar 16, 2013 by

Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, passed away She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob...

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Why girls are more hot than bo...

Mar 16, 2013 by

Why girls are more hot than boys ‘coz boys have 2 zero watt bulbs and 1 40 watt tube-light girls have 2 500 watt bulbs and 1 3000...

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Good Girls Bad Girls

Mar 16, 2013 by

Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own . . . . one bra and rarely use it.

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Caterpillar last words to a gu...

Mar 16, 2013 by

Caterpillar last words to a guy who’s about to kill him u r just jealous that i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can.

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Hi Tech Women

Mar 16, 2013 by

God:i am making women wid hi tech features.. Any suggestion? Men:yes,d hole should be ‘password’ protected to avoid multi8ple...

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Newton and a naked girl

Mar 16, 2013 by

Why was newton surprised to c a naked girl? bcoz something started moving upwards which was against law of gravity!

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Sunny Leone or Lion

Mar 16, 2013 by

Teacher: Dog? Student- Bow Bow! Teacher: Cat? Student: Meowwwwww. Teacher- Lion? Student: Aah Aah Aah Aaah . . . . . . Teacher: I said...

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A policeman arrested a prostit...

Mar 16, 2013 by

A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area and asked for her profession. Prostitute: I’m a social engineer Policeman –...

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2013 Non Veg naughty

Mar 16, 2013 by

How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to toilet on 1st date. Dear I’ve to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I’m...

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A Pregnant Girl and burnt pizz...

Mar 16, 2013 by

What does a burnt pizza, frozen beer, a pregnant girl have in common ?? . . In each scenario there was an IDIOT who didnt take it out...

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Money for Prostitute

Mar 16, 2013 by

Husband: Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you. Wife: What is it? Husband: I took $50 out of your purse last night. Wife: Thank...

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Pregnancies would be greatly r...

Mar 14, 2013 by

D. O. H. Advisory: Pregnancies would be greatly reduced if night clubs and bars had better lightings… ;-):-*

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Your pen is wonderful

Mar 14, 2013 by

Spacing Mistake She got an expensive PEN as birthday gift. She sent thank you SMS: “Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last...

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Please spare the old lady

Mar 14, 2013 by

During a war, enemy soldiers capturedthree women and say as revenge they’ll rape all of them. Young girl requested, “Please spare...

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Are you willing to give your b...

Mar 14, 2013 by

ON A WEDDING CEREMONY: Priest: Are you willing to give your BODY & soul to your wedded husband? Bride: ay tapos na,...

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Im pregnant. It must be the se...

Mar 14, 2013 by

Girl confessing: I’m pregnant. Priest: ”How did this happen my child?” Girl: I think it must be the second coming. Priest...

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If you force sex on a prostitu...

Mar 14, 2013 by

A troubling question… If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? You think and choose..:-*

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