BAUTER BITTER BAUGHT A BIT OF ...

Sep 13, 2011 by

BAUTER BITTER BAUGHT A BIT OF BUTTER. BUT HER BIT OF BUTTER WAS NOT SO BETTER. SO SHE BAUGHT ANOTHER BIT OF BUTTER. TO MADE HER BUTTER...

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The Big Black Bug Bite The Big...

Sep 13, 2011 by

The Big Black Bug Bite The Big Black Bear. Read It Fast. Nice Tongue...

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Swan Swam Over The Sea,

Sep 13, 2011 by

Swan Swam Over The Sea, Swim, Swan, Swim! Swan Swam Back Again Well Swum, Swan.

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She Said She Should Sit

Sep 13, 2011 by

She Said She Should Sit She Said She Should Sit She Said She Should Sit READ IT...

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If you understand, say “unde...

Sep 13, 2011 by

If you understand, say “understand”. If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if...

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Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein tha...

Jul 29, 2011 by

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi...

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propose karne ka ek damjakkas ...

Jul 29, 2011 by

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style.. “kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??dil daina haiti dai de..rakh ke achaar...

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What did the hurricane ;”...

Jul 29, 2011 by

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

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aaj pink panther ”’...

Jul 29, 2011 by

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay...

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I want to touch ur lips ”...

Jul 29, 2011 by

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen i am ur colegate

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Yar sadi jan ho….

Jul 29, 2011 by

Yar sadi jan ho…. Punjabi ho ya pathan ho.. Coke ho ya shezan ho.. Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho

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Height of bravery!

Jul 29, 2011 by

Height of bravery! Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM: “Hey...

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AM I CUTE? TEST ”’

Jul 29, 2011 by

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r...

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CONGRATS.Your phone has been i...

Jul 29, 2011 by

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces…

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Always start your day ”&...

Jul 29, 2011 by

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and...

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Come here,

Jul 29, 2011 by

Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs…..toilet!

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without ...

Jul 29, 2011 by

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my...

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A girl phoned me the other day...

Jul 29, 2011 by

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there”s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

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Press down down more ”&#...

Jul 29, 2011 by

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That”s how I sex on text !

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