Can I have your picture ,

Nov 14, 2011 by

Can I have your picture , so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar ...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,...

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi...

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In a train compartment husband...

Sep 19, 2011 by

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh...

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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal r...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection...

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Girl: Will u marry me?

Sep 19, 2011 by

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya...

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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu...

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Banta ped pe chada to upar ...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata...

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Santa dials a number ”&#...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to...

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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut &#...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi...

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaamp...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas...

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Pappu was writing his father&#...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Pappu was writing his father”s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha h

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Santa to Pappu: Where”s ...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Santa to Pappu: Where”s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who”s Banta? Santa:...

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Santa: Do you know English?

Sep 19, 2011 by

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG...

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Santa apni GF ko I love u keht...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love.

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Lady doctor: tum roz ”&#...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai “aurton ko...

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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi ...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur...

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Santa”s urine report got...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Santa”s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, “you are pregnant”. Angry santa...

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Santa (on phone) ”’...

Sep 19, 2011 by

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na...

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